Researchers in astrophysics at the University of Palo Alto in California have found substantial evidence of planets and galaxies having been created and are being rearranged intellectually, rather than abide by scientific laws as previously thought, BBC reports.

When analyzing the heat signatures left by planetary motion and constellations, scientists have found patterns which indicate they have been arranged by an intellectual, cognitive being. Dr. John D. Hilbert, head of research at the astrophysics lab at UA has confirmed that the findings correlate with a multitude of data from other institutes.

“The planetary heat signatures and current constellations can be traced from the origins of time by large telescopes and various computer filtrations and simulations,” reports Dr. Hilbert, “When overlayed as a continuous map, their movement constitute patterns which can only be explained by introducing god into the equation. The planets are being moved around as if being controlled by a superhuman, similar to movement patterns such as we see in regular human board games… like LUDO or Chess.”

The findings of the astrophysics lab are monumental and can be expected to have a deep impact on human civilization once the news hit public channels — which are currently overflooded with news about Apple’s new iPhone. Dr. Hilbert and his team are currently in the process of doing follow up research by scanning planetary surfaces for anything that might resemble a gigantic fingerprint.

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