Feb 20, 2007
Is the Glass Half-Empty or Half-Full?
When I make casual jokes very few people get them. They’re usually either too far fetched or too obscure. But, after having one person laugh at something I wrote up (who usually doesn’t), I’m gonna go out on a limb here and post this latest mindleak of mine: 9 different views of the half-empty or half-full glass dilemma.
Is the glass half empty, or half full?
- The Government says it’s half full. It’s innocent until proven guilty.
- The Science rationally remains undecided.
- The Religion says it’s not a glass at all. It’s a monkey.
- The Common Man just keeps asking “Is the glass half empty, or half full?”
- The Corporation says it’s not only half full, but half priced as well.
- The Military says it’s classified … and then asks why you want to know.
- The Web 2.0 entrepreneur says it’s half full. It’s just in its beta.
- The Machine says whatever we taught it to say.
- The Blogger says it depends on his reader statistics.
Just wondering.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
denis_m
Amazing robots !
Feb 21st, 2007
hthth
Dude … where?
Feb 21st, 2007
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